I love this item from the Gazette-Times crime watch section today:

OSU Department of Public Safety
Tuesday, May 26
ANNOYING FLIRT: 2 p.m., Valley Library. Library staff complained that a male student was flashing the laser light from a computer mouse at other patrons, annoying them, despite being asked to stop. The student said he did it to get the attention of a girl he liked. He was advised to try another tactic.

He was advised to try another tactic… oh, honey. Try chasing her around the playground at recess!

P.S. Crime watch section. NEWSPAPER. Yep.

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